Attention Brides & Grooms

It's alarming to notice that the divorce rates are increasing off late!!!!!!!! The reason may be many, but here are a few tips for the future grooms and brides............

FOR WOULD BE GROOMS:

Rule 1:
Never compare your moms cooking with your wives; it’s like digging your own grave. Understand that your moms experience cannot be compared to your wife's. Also Imagine what would happen if she compares your income with her dad's.

Rule No.2:
Never go out of your way to please the lady with flowers, chocolates and gifts during your engagement period. If ever you do, please follow it up post-wedding too! Remember expectations always double...ever heard of them being halved???

Rule.No.3:
Do compliment her every now and then, verbally or with gifts! What are those lovely Teddies and Archies gift cards for?

Rule.No.4:
This is very important! Sulking or complaining about marriage being a big mistake is a strict NO -NO!! You got into it with your eyes wide open, brimming with enthusiasm!! No one ever pushed you into it! So why this drama now!

Rule.No.5:
Be braving and take your own decisions and stand up by them!!
Consult your parents for advice but realize that you are grown up enough to lead your life! Respect your partner's views at all times!

FOR WOULD BE BRIDES:

Rule.No.1:
Don't expect too much from him. Less the expectations lesser the disappointments.

Rule No.2:
Over Emotions, Sentiments... Whoa... What are these? Tears are not going to give any results either. It's just a temp. Attention that u gets. No one likes Cry Babies m whining Wife’s.

Rule No 3.
Try to know his friends and understand that they are also part of his world. Allow him to spend few weekends or occasional night out parties with his friends. But at the same time make sure that u get u r due importance!

Rule No 4.
Don't start fighting for silly things. Forgetting birthday's n Anniversaries is not a big mistake. Men are not blessed with 2 GB RAM for storing everything in main memory.

Rule No 5.
Take him for your shopping only if he's interested. If you are going for Window Shopping or for saree purchase, better go with your friends/go alone. He is better at office/home watching cricket.

Rule No 6.
Give him importance always. Show due care and affection. Tht 's the only way to win a guy's mind.